Cock of the month - May 2008

I know I shouldn't self award again - its largely because my self esteem is so low that I need to do it; but the sheer audacity of this ironmonger in Clacton, trying to self man-sized plastic cocks to the people of Essex still takes my breath away. How would you get it in the car for goodness sake.

Anyway, well done me, cock of the month yet again!