Cock of the month - May 2008

I know I shouldn't self award again - its largely because my self esteem is so low that I need to do it; but the sheer audacity of this ironmonger in Clacton, trying to self man-sized plastic cocks to the people of Essex still takes my breath away. How would you get it in the car for goodness sake.

Anyway, well done me, cock of the month yet again!

Cock of the month April

Thoroughly well deserved cock of the month award goes to our most prolific recent cocker - JungleJinge. She's been going all over the world it seems on her quest for cock and found a great quantity - but this award is for quality alone; in Sydney Australia I believe. JungleJinge - you're our greatest asset; keep up the great work and let us know where you're going next. Just don't expect us to pay your fare.