However, after due consideration and a little drinky or two, the rest of you can all take a hike - Scott of T'Antarctic gets the award for September with this exceptional debut entry. Magnificent; I really must think about issuing prizes if the standard stays so high.
Oh, and by the way, I am NOT a nut job (or any other sort of job JJ!)
As a supplementary to this exceptional bit of cocking, some new information has come to light via Shaun who has submitted the following bit of local history to embellish this entry. He wants to learn how to spell mind!
Dear Cockaholics. With reference to the outsatnding cock entry. The alley that was called treacle cock alley was originally named tickle cock alley because there was cock fighting down there in days gone by. Cock tickling was as popular then as world federation wresting, spandex and spam mash is now. The new green footbridge, under construction in July, opened in September and replaced Treacle Cock Alley. In the late 1970s, the Department of Transport proposed a motorway (perhaps the M65) between Lancashire and Yorkshire. The first section of this was to relieve the A650 in the Aire Valley north of Bradford. It was a landmark moment for anti-roads lobbyists, because to the surprise of the DTp, it was thrown out in the public enquiry and the plan had to be scrapped. It is the first real instance of the public demanding a road plan be cancelled.
Skip forward twenty years, and the residents of Bingley, tired of the A650 choking up their town centre push for the road construction, in a toned down dual carriageway form. Mmmmmm spam mash.
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