Cock of the Month - November 2009

Another award going to a first timer, or a pair of first timers. This was provided by Emenemenem - a pair of cocking colleagues recently joined from Norway and recommended by Globe Trotting Prof Nev to have a go. They did and they enjoyed it and have been active on the slightly less cocky bits of the site as well. An example to us all.

Cock of the Month - October 2009

As proved here by first time cocker Spikyharold, there's nothing wrong with keeping it simple and straight to the point when cocking. The simplest pleasures can be found in the smallest and least complex of things.

Anyway, SpikyH - well done and welcome to the cocking colleauges. As you will have already gathered there's bugger all on offer for getting COTM apart from the kudos amongst your friends. And my undying admiration and gratitude. Ta.

Cock of the Month - September 2009

Who did this? It wasn't me that's for sure. Was it you? Are you the guilty cocker with nothing better to do? Did you spend hours combing the countryside for cock?

If so well done, you've earned your reward.

Cock of the Month - August 2009

One to the quota of awards to ICG again - and a long time since a media cock has scooped COTM. But old Mr Cocksedge looks so pleased and yet so dull I could simply not resist granting this award to celebrate the old codgers appearance in the Cleckheckmondsedge Chronicle or something.

Cock of the Month - July 2009

This was definitely me as I remember almost purchasing this as a small gift for Mrs Tordoff on the ocassion of something or other. But I didn't.

A lovely piece of craftsmanship to produce a cross stitched cock of high quality and esteem. Have a glass of wine on me. Oh thank you I will thank you very much; and stop talking to yourself you nutjob.

Cock of the Month - June 2009

This might have been me, but it might also have been Il Cocko Grande up to his old tricks again. Its taken me so long I can't remember who did what or when or why or how. Same old story though - here's the cock of the month for June and your prize is on its way. No really it is, honestly. Oh alright then, its not and it never will be. Just get used to it alright.