Il Cocko Grande seems to have abused the good nature of his employer's travel budget by bogging off to Europe again on a cocking expedition poorly disguised as a "sales trip".
Anyway, COTM again old man; well done. No prize so go get stuffed.
JungleJinge (Lady Lieutenant of Cock and honourable cock agenda-secretary) I think got this one; surprisingly she was lurking around a pub somewhere..................
All the way, via The Mad Weasel, from the Arizona desert. A large cactus shaped like a penis and testicles. A worthy, if somewhat prickly recipient of the stubbornly prize free Cock of the Month for February.