Cock of the Month - January 2009

Our greatest esteem goes to another cock first timer, from now on to be known as 'Cock Soup Rosie'. There aren't many cockers can claim to have won cock of the month at their first attempt.

Well done CSR - get some more cock in and you'll have a stab at Cock of the Year!

COCK OF THE YEAR 2008

WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A MAGNIFICENT ACHIEVEMENT BY IAN B. NOT ONLY DID HE UNCOVER THIS COCKING OPPORTUNITY BY DOING HIS RESEARCH, HE WENT ON TO WHEEDLE THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER OUT OF THE OWNER OF COCKLICK HILL FARM AND THEN KEPT HIMSELF AND HIS COLLEAGUES SUITABLY ENTERTAINED FOR MANY LONG MONTHS FOLLOWING THE CAPTURE.

A TRULY WELL DESERVED REWARD FOR ONE OF OUR MOST DEDICATED AND CHILDISHLY AMUSED COCKERS; HE WON THE VOTE HANDS DOWN AND WILL NO DOUBT BE EXPECTING A PRIZE OF SOME SORT. FAT CHANCE LAUGHING BOY.

Cock of the Month - December 2008

An undeniably festive feel to this 'Secret Santa' gift presented by DW our unresponsive blackmail victim. The recipient was suitably amused, as should anyone being in receipt of such a gargantuam member.

Cock of the Month - November 2008

Who got this one then? I can't keep up, there's just too much cock to be had!

Cock of the month - October 2008

Er...well, whoever setn this in - congratulations at being annointed as COTM for October 2008. I'm sure you'll remind me whodunnit in order to claim full glory for your exploits.