Cock of the Month - November 2009

Another award going to a first timer, or a pair of first timers. This was provided by Emenemenem - a pair of cocking colleagues recently joined from Norway and recommended by Globe Trotting Prof Nev to have a go. They did and they enjoyed it and have been active on the slightly less cocky bits of the site as well. An example to us all.

Cock of the Month - October 2009

As proved here by first time cocker Spikyharold, there's nothing wrong with keeping it simple and straight to the point when cocking. The simplest pleasures can be found in the smallest and least complex of things.

Anyway, SpikyH - well done and welcome to the cocking colleauges. As you will have already gathered there's bugger all on offer for getting COTM apart from the kudos amongst your friends. And my undying admiration and gratitude. Ta.

Cock of the Month - September 2009

Who did this? It wasn't me that's for sure. Was it you? Are you the guilty cocker with nothing better to do? Did you spend hours combing the countryside for cock?

If so well done, you've earned your reward.

Cock of the Month - August 2009

One to the quota of awards to ICG again - and a long time since a media cock has scooped COTM. But old Mr Cocksedge looks so pleased and yet so dull I could simply not resist granting this award to celebrate the old codgers appearance in the Cleckheckmondsedge Chronicle or something.

Cock of the Month - July 2009

This was definitely me as I remember almost purchasing this as a small gift for Mrs Tordoff on the ocassion of something or other. But I didn't.

A lovely piece of craftsmanship to produce a cross stitched cock of high quality and esteem. Have a glass of wine on me. Oh thank you I will thank you very much; and stop talking to yourself you nutjob.

Cock of the Month - June 2009

This might have been me, but it might also have been Il Cocko Grande up to his old tricks again. Its taken me so long I can't remember who did what or when or why or how. Same old story though - here's the cock of the month for June and your prize is on its way. No really it is, honestly. Oh alright then, its not and it never will be. Just get used to it alright.

Cock of the month - May 2009

**Last minute appeal from JungleJinge - she claims this is hers and is willing to fight Saucy Viky to the death - she can do what she likes for all I care, makes no difference to me. Touchy bugger.

Small but perfectly formed. Another COTM award for Saucy Viky. Although it has to be said there was very little competition from anyone other than me and ICG this month which made the judging slightly tricky as I was unwilling to be lambasted once again by Jungle Jinge for selecting myself for the award. The Cheeky Cockle was far better than this, but far be it from me to take all the glory etc etc..........

Cock of the Month - April 2009

Il Cocko Grande seems to have abused the good nature of his employer's travel budget by bogging off to Europe again on a cocking expedition poorly disguised as a "sales trip".

Anyway, COTM again old man; well done. No prize so go get stuffed.

Cock of the Month - March 2009

JungleJinge (Lady Lieutenant of Cock and honourable cock agenda-secretary) I think got this one; surprisingly she was lurking around a pub somewhere..................

Cock of the Month - February 2009

All the way, via The Mad Weasel, from the Arizona desert. A large cactus shaped like a penis and testicles. A worthy, if somewhat prickly recipient of the stubbornly prize free Cock of the Month for February.

Cock of the Month - January 2009

Our greatest esteem goes to another cock first timer, from now on to be known as 'Cock Soup Rosie'. There aren't many cockers can claim to have won cock of the month at their first attempt.

Well done CSR - get some more cock in and you'll have a stab at Cock of the Year!

COCK OF THE YEAR 2008

WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A MAGNIFICENT ACHIEVEMENT BY IAN B. NOT ONLY DID HE UNCOVER THIS COCKING OPPORTUNITY BY DOING HIS RESEARCH, HE WENT ON TO WHEEDLE THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER OUT OF THE OWNER OF COCKLICK HILL FARM AND THEN KEPT HIMSELF AND HIS COLLEAGUES SUITABLY ENTERTAINED FOR MANY LONG MONTHS FOLLOWING THE CAPTURE.

A TRULY WELL DESERVED REWARD FOR ONE OF OUR MOST DEDICATED AND CHILDISHLY AMUSED COCKERS; HE WON THE VOTE HANDS DOWN AND WILL NO DOUBT BE EXPECTING A PRIZE OF SOME SORT. FAT CHANCE LAUGHING BOY.

Cock of the Month - December 2008

An undeniably festive feel to this 'Secret Santa' gift presented by DW our unresponsive blackmail victim. The recipient was suitably amused, as should anyone being in receipt of such a gargantuam member.

Cock of the Month - November 2008

Who got this one then? I can't keep up, there's just too much cock to be had!

Cock of the month - October 2008

Er...well, whoever setn this in - congratulations at being annointed as COTM for October 2008. I'm sure you'll remind me whodunnit in order to claim full glory for your exploits.