Probably the most competitive cock of the month ever this month, with a number of cocking colleagues going at it hell for leather throughout the month vying for the honour. They've been all over the world and seen cock everywhere, but I'm pleased to announce that the Cock of the Month for July 2008 goes, for the first time, to The Swindon co-pilot, who went all the way up the Volga (probably) to St Petersburg to capture possibly the most valuable cock ever captured (perhaps). Here it is and its carved from a block of solid amber. I'm not shitting you, honest, its true.
If you don't agree with my choice you could appeal. If you do I'll either ignore you or tell you to naff off. Its up to you really.
